Anywayz.... this font is fuzzy. lmao.
Ew..... why is it fuzzy? lmao.... maybe it stole Derons fuzz off his face.
lmao.
STORY
[but first Im changing the fuzzy font]
Me: Deron did you know that a font stole ur fuzz?
Deron: what fuzz
Me: you know that fuzz you had on your face that the font apperantly stole. I personaly dont know why anyone would want to steal your fuzz I mean it wasnt very attractive..... Jerry... Now there was some sexy fuzz. I understand why Bam stole Jerry from Syn... but come on where did you get yours? A sewer??? Come on you –
kiera: *whispering* ext nay on the uzzy fay.
Me: OMG YOU SPEAK PIG LATIN!....Ew I UNDERSTAND pig latin....
Deron: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUZZ!
Me: O Nay An Cay O Day Uo Day Ummie Day.
Deron: I know what you just said. You said: No Can Do You Dummie.
me and kiera: OMG SO YOU ARE A PIGGY-MAN
Deron: how does that make me a pig???
Me: well.... You were speaking PIG latin.... which is close to speaking PIG....
kiera: except without the OINKing part. ^.^
Me: exacky.
Deron: whats exacky?
Me: it means exactly.... sept we say it... Exacky which is a conbo between Exactly and Zacky... as in Zacky Vengeance.
Zacky: what I heard my name.
Linde: THATS my Line
me and kiera: we know
Linde: oh yeah
me and kiera: yeah
Me: we were there when you said it.
kiera: duh.
Me: HEY LOOK ITS SYN!
Syn: Oh no not again.
Me: SYN!!!!!!!! I have to tell you something
Syn: what.
Me: well besides the fact that your tattoos scare me and that Tree thing looks like its gonna eat me.... Your my shooting star.
Syn: im not sure whether I should take that as a complement or not.
Me: and Im not sure your talking about the weather as in... clouds and fairys... or wheather as in not clouds or fairys....
Syn: -_- .... wait.... Fairys.....? what the fuck does that have to do with the weather?
Me: because when fairys get on their feathered sea-horses they fly around the air and cause it to be snowy out because the feathers fall off the sea-horses when they go fast. Thats how Laurie secretly got them feathers in his head.
Laurie: what? what about my feathers.
Me: I know where they came from.
Laurie: shhhhh. dont tell its a secret
Me: opps.
Laurie: -_- hey whats wrong with him? –points to zacky-
Me: oh him and Deron broke up so now he’s pissed at him.
Laurie: oh. ok.
Random: -crying- help me!
Deron: what happened?
Random: D- D- DEMON CHILD!
Me: DERON WHAT DID YOU DO?
Deron: IM NOT A CHILD OR A DEMON!
Me: I wouldnt be too sure about that.... you sure do get pissed as fast as a child.... and even auto-correct on Microsoft Word thinks your a demon.
Besides... theres only ONE letter different. haha.
Deron: SHUT UP
Random: Help me!!!!!!! He’s trying to kill me!
Me: How old is this Kid?
Random: 6.....
Me: zacky.... didnt Romeo just turn 6?
Zacky: yeah yesterday..... they grow up so fast.
Me: was your baby born on June 6th? at 6 am?
Zacky: sure was.
Me: does he have 666 written on his head by any chance?
Zacky: I never checked.
Me: how do you have a baby whos father is DERON.... and not check his head for 666? Jeeze
Zacky: i didnt think he was that bad.
Me: the mothers never do.
Random: are you going to hide me or let him kill me?
Me: well if he’s going to kill you then theres not much we can do.
He’s gonna get you no matter where you are.
Random: how do you know this.
Me and you: Saw the movie.
Random: -runs away screaming-
News Paper Boy: SPECIAL DELIVERY! JUST HOT OFF THE PRESS OF THE LATEST NEWS THAT HAPPENED ABOUT –looks at watch- 53 SECONDS AGO.
Zacky: -takes paper- O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone: WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
Zacky: my baseball game that I was supposed to throw the first pitch for just got rained out! –cries-
Deron: give me that.
Zacky: say please mr. grumpy gills.
Deron: oh so now Im a Piggy-man with gills.
Syn: give me the god damn paper.
-reads it-
Holy shit. No way.
Me: what? what happened synny?
Syn: stop calling me that! That random as you say.... He was just killed.
Me: -with ZEN- Why did I wont see you tonight pt. 2 come on??? if you ask me thats a little weird considering what just happened.
Matt:.....COME BACK TO ME THIS IS UNCONCIVABLE!
Me:....body guard....
Matt: hmmmm
Me: stop....SCREAMING IN MY EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: sorry.
Syn: i hope you know that you are VERY ANNOYING!
Matt: -picks me up again- No Touchy.
Me: no matt.... he’s allowed to touch me.... as long as he doesnt hurt me....
Matt: please dont fire me.
Me: I wont
Syn: I’ll pretend that that didnt just happen.
Me: Syn am I annoying you?
Syn: No of course not.
Me: are you lying?
Syn: no.
Me: -whispers in kieras ear- he’s lying.
Syn: -shakes head-
Me: you KNOW you LOVE ME
Syn: oh yeah. –says sarcasticly-
Me: -makes really happy face like i do sometimes where my eyes get all big and stuff-
You: now why did you go and say that for.... look what you did... you do realize that you CANT leave her now...dont you.
Syn: FUCK!
Me: watch your mouth sweetheart.
Novak: thats my line. –see’s me in my audios and an element t-shirt- THATS IT IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! I CANT SEE CHICKS NOT WEARING SLUTTY CLOTHES ANY LONGER!
Matt: -picks me up- NO TOUCHY! AND THAT WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!
Syn: YEAH SHES NOT EVEN LEGAL SO ID WATCH WHAT I WAS SAYING IF I WERE YOU!
Zacky: awwwww........wait.....YEAH WATCH IT.... SHE COULD GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE NOW! –picks me up and puts me on his shoulders-
Me: why the hell did you do that?
Zacky: so you cant jump off a bridge.
Me: -_-.... Zacky.... take a good look around.... there is NO bridge.... the only thing I have a chance of jumping off is you.
Zacky: oh. –puts me down-
Novak: good now that you put her down I can kill her.
Syn: -picks me up and puts me on his shoulders-
Matt: NO FUCKING TOUCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: good. Now thats what I call Vicious.
Matt: -punches novak-
Zacky: Syn... make sure she doesnt jump off you and die.
Syn: she loves me.... I dont think shes gonna wanna leave.
Me: exacky ^.^
Syn: see I told you.
Romeo: -gives Deron a death-glare.-
Me: Zacky... I think you better check that kids head for 6’s and soon.
Zacky: -goes and checks.- Nope.... Theres a whole lotta nothin.
Me: DAMN IT! IT WASNT ROMEO! and i was so sure to...considering that Derons the father of the damn thing.
Syn: watch your mouth sweetheart.
Novak: thats-- *gets punched in the face by Matt*
Me: you line. I know.
Novak: -crawls away from Matt to go home.-
Me: thank you very much body guard.
Matt: you’re very welcome guardie.
Me: yeah... Hey matt guess what.
Matt: what?
Me: when Im up here....Im....TALLER THAN YOU!
woot!
and syn guess what.
Syn: what?
Me: I was waiting for you. Waiting for all my life!
Billie Joe: I’ve been waiting a long time for this moment to come.
Me: heaven sent you. To bring the answer. Heaven sent you to cure this cancer...
Matt: what are you singing?
Me: Night after Night (Out of the Shadows)
Laurie: -starts singing it with me.-
Zacky: you know what.....That last line in that song is too emo for me.
Me: and so?
Zacky: so Im gonna take Romeo and go home now.
Me: fine.... but do me a favor.
Zacky: what
Me: dont get lost in you kitchen. I dont wanna have to call up Glomb again so that he can build the yellow brick road so that you can get unlost....and yes thats a word now.
Zacky: stop telling people bout that!
Me: im sowwy
Zacky: -_-. Come on Romeo.
Jyrki: .....Jimmy....
Me: O.O –cries-
Jyrki: I would have never thought. you could be crying. As you saw Jimmy in giant...
Me: -sobs-....Jimmy..... HOW COULD YOU! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!
Jimmy V: -walking-
You: -growls-
Jimmy: -walks into a wall-
Everyone: -laughs-
Matt: so thats the Jimmy.....
Me: uh huh.....
Matt:.......-mumbles stuff-
Deron: wow.... I never knew that you had ’love problems’...... –gets mad at Jimmy and joins matt in the mumbling.-
Matt and Deron:.....DIE! –goes off to hurt him....-
Bille Joe: welp..... I got to go to a concert.
Me: why?
Billie: because Im preforming.
Me: oh.... I knew that..... –shifty eyes-
Jyrki: yeah I better get going too or else Im gonna be late.
Lauri: me three
Linde: me ..... uhhhh.....4....
Me:..... so HIM, Green Day, The 69 Eyes, and The Rasmus.....all in the same night.... at the same plce too?
??
Them: yep.
Me: O.O I WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SYNNY! CAN WE GO PLEASE! CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE!!!!!!!!
?
Syn: sure....
You: and what you all just forget about me? what am I pork chops?
Oh god no.
Scoot: nope you not pork chops....
kiera: thank god.
Scoot: your welcome.... and your not pork chops because your llama chops.
kiera: nooooooooo
Rev: thats my line.
me and keira: speaking of llamas
Me: I’ve come here to kill you. wont leave until youve died. Murder born of Vengeance I’ll close my brothers eyes. ---- Damn it Zacky left.... singing that made me have to tell him something.
Zacky: what i heard my name.
Linde: thats my line
Me: Zacky.... dont have another son please..... and keep an eye on the one you have.... I dont want no demon babies over here.
Zacky: ok.
Linde: are we going now?
Rev: going where?
Me: to a concert.
Rev: Ooooo I wanna go.
Me: ok you can go too.
Rev: ok.... Im gonna go and get Johnny so he can come too.
Me: ok....
Rev: got him
Me: ok good.
-matt and deron come back-
Matt: he’s all taken care of
Me: thank you body guard.
Deron: ahem
Me: and Deron
Deron: thanx....so whats everyone doing.
Me: well we’re trying to get to a concert so can we please go now?
Deron: ok lets all go.
kiera: what about me
Me: ok lets take the llama chops too
kiera: oh thanx
Me: your welcome
-we all go to the concert and have a kick ass time-