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Post by A Manda On The Moon on Nov 30, 2006 16:34:38 GMT -5
i know
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Post by liv on Dec 3, 2006 20:28:51 GMT -5
i think i know why all the non-preppy guys are dating the preppy girls
so that they can pick them out from a non-preppy crowd
-.-'
*mumbles*
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Post by A Manda On The Moon on Mar 11, 2007 20:24:00 GMT -5
new story!!!!!!!!!
me: I have 5 songs stuck in my head Mat: what songs? me: ...To Be Loved, Not Listening, Last Resort, Sometimes and Reckless Catherine: Im a reckless god damn son of a bitch! Jacoby: Thats my line Catherine: No its not Jacoby: No it is. I wrote it. Catherine: riiight Jacoby: -in 5 year old voice- I DIID! Me: dont argue with her. Its Catherine. You will not win Jacoby: but its my line me: I know that sir Jacoby: you do? me:...No a space alien named Feet wrote it. Yes I know you wrote it. -_- Kiera: Pete wrote it. Me: -_- yeah. Eden: wheres your bird friend? me: Lauri... hes ... I dont know. Why? Eden: because I have a body part to trade him. me: ok... Ill let him know my mom: Do you have that fuzzy beast Roxy in here? me: O.O -LMFAO- ROXY!!!! Roxy: what? Me: YOUR A FUZZY BEAST! AND YOU SCRATCH PEOPLE! Roxy: Im a what beast? me: fuzzy apperantly. -lmao- Roxy: whats so funny? me: trust me you dont wanna know. Jacoby: Do I wanna know? me: No you dont. Trust me. Jacoby:...alright then. Me: I amused myself this morning by looking at the funny pictures of Jacoby this morning....and I also looked at the Tea-Party one. ^.^ Deron: Tea-Party? Now? me: No. Deron: but you said tea-party. me: but i didnt say now Deron: now you did. me: No Tea-Party...wow this chick is stupid. Deron: what did you call me? Me: Not you Dianne. Deron: what? me: Mr. Piggy-Man. Deron: MR. WHAT? me: shut up already. Jeeze. Deron: -_- whos stupid then me: this girl whos having her sweet 16 on the beach....THIS weekend. Deron: doesnt she know how cold it'll be? me: apperantly not. Jacoby:...Im bored -makes the face that he made at the end of the Video for the Forever video contest- Like That. me: sir. This is not a porno....nor do I want it to be. Jacoby: Im sorry. me: its ok. Jacoby: so you do believe people when they say theyre sorry. me: only when I like them Syn: O.O WHO!!!!!!!!! me: stop PMSing and I will tell you. syn: fine. me: alright. Its Mr. Shaddix over here syn: oh. whatever me: thats it? syn: yeah. He doesnt pose a threat to me. He's already married. me: good point. syn: so now I came here for nothing. me: yeah. you did. Zacky and the Radio: TURN THE BEAT AROUND!! everyone: o.O me: AWWWWW Jacoby: what? me: this is seriously the BEST picture I took all night. Jacoby: what pic? me: the one of you and Tobin kiera: together? me: in the bathroom kiera: the same bathroom? me: the same bathroom...brushing their teeth. kiera: with 2 toothbrushes. me: at the same time. Kiera: Jerry and Dave are there too. me: exactly. Jacoby: wtf? me: haha this picture of Jacoby amuses me. Jacoby: so I amuse you. me: yep. Jacoby: Ok. me: I just read the WEIRDEST story EVER! Jacoby: what? me: Eden gave me a 5 page anime story to read...and it was about this guy named DERON who was into BEASTIALITY and so he fucked a CHICKEN and he thought that the chicken wouldnt lay eggs because she wasnt fertilazed, but one of them WAS and they were gonna have a baby chicken thing, but as it was hatching he dropped a book on it. Kiera: WHAT THE FUCK? Deron: I DID WHAT? me: fucked a chicken. kiera: -taps me-...wasnt syn...a chicken.... Me: OH DEAR GOD! syn: EW Dunn: my line. me: dunn why are you in my class? dunn: no Im not me: yeah. My teacher just said "mr. Dunn knock that off" dunn: wasnt me. me: great. Now theres a Devine, Novak, Lassaala, and a Dunn in my school. WTF? Fanna: Im bored. me: whered you come from? Fanna: over there -points- me: -_- what is this madness? Jess: hey fanna fanna: hey jess Deron: fanna what are you doing here. Fanna: ....NOTHING! Deron: alright. No need to get so defensive Jordan: Jess what are you doing here? Jess: what are you doing here? Jordan: I thought you were at Bam's sweetie. fanna: sweetie? Deron: yeah hunny. You didnt know they were together? Chad: Hunny? Deron what do you mean? Jess: Yeah. Fanna darling what does he mean? Jordan: Darling!?! what is going on here! me: Well Jess is married to Kelly. Jess is cheating on Kelly with Jordan. Recently he cheated on both Kelly and Jordan with Fanna. Deron is cheating on his wife with Chad. Now hes cheating on both his wife and chad with fanna. Now even more recently cheated on all three of them with Syn. Which means syn cheated on Michelle and or Zacky with Deron. That also means that Zacky cheated on Gena [sp] with Syn, and more reacently cheated on BOTH of them with the radio. And fanna cheated on Jess with Deron, and they all cheated on one another because they are all a bunch of whores. Jacoby: breathing is good for you. And you guys are pigs me: actually only Deron is. But theyre all acting like one. And to make things worse... Jess has 2 kids and Deron has 1 1/2 Jacoby: 1/2? me: yeah one isnt born yet. Deron: WHY YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! -makes fist- me: OH SHIT! BODY GUARD! Shads: -hides me behind him- Deron: stay out of this shadows. This has nothing to do with you. Jacoby: what is going on here? me: Madness.....seriously though...Deron, Jess, and Fanna wanna kill me because I let out their secrets. Jacoby: but what about the other two? me: Syn loves me so he doesnt care and its nothing no one didnt already know, and Zacky like NEVER gets mad. Hes probably laughing about it somewhere. Jacoby: oh. Deron: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! Jacoby:.....whoa. youd kill a little girl? Deron: shes 15 not 5. Yes I would. Jacoby:....I havent been here too long...but thats FUCKED up. Common I know where you can be safe. -takes my hand- ~AT TOBIN'S HOUSE~ Jacoby: Tobin. Babysit her. Tobin:....why? Jacoby: because 3 dudes are trying to kill her. Tobin: Oh. who? Jacoby: Jess Margera, Deron Miller, and someone named Fanna. Tobin: Alright. How long though. Jacoby: I honestly dont know. But Ill come back and get her. Tobin: Alright no problem. Jacoby: alright. later. me: WAIT!!!!! Jacoby: what? me: please dont die. Jacoby: i wont. me: alrighty. -closes door - Tobin: dont hit him in the face. me: sorry....so Sir what do you have to eat here? -raids frige- Tobin: thanks for asking first. me: your welcome Tobin: -_- what did i agree to watch? me: Im not a what sir. I am a who. Tobin: really? me: yeah. And I live down in whoville where the grinch tries to steal christmas. Tobin: -_- me: what? Tobin:...whats your name anyway huh? me: Deron -hits self in head- WHEEOOO Tobin: No seriously. And what the hell did you do that for? me: spaz...and dont ask. Tobin: god save me me: scoot cant help you. She doesnt know where you live. Tobin: what are you talking about? me: Scoot....shes god. Tobin: -_- Door: -bell rings- Me: tobin whos that? Tobin: Idk I didnt answer the door yet. me: Oh... Is it your secret lover? Tobin: I dont have a secret lover. -opens door- Jerry: Hello. me: -lmao- Jerry: what are you laughing at? Me: I asked Tobin if his secret lover was at the door....and he answered it....and you were there! Jerry: -_- Who are you anyway? me: Luke. I am your father. Jerry: my name is Jerry. And no your not. me: How do you know. Jerry: Because my dad isnt a little girl. me: Hey man im not a little kid. Im 15. Jerry: well my dad isnt a 15 year old girl. me: RIIIGHT. Jerry: WHO ARE YOU? me: your worst nightmare. Jerry: -_- Tobin who is this? Tobin: thats -spaz- Shes here because some dudes are trying to kill her so Coby asked me to watch her. Me: Im not spaz! Im Giggles! -giggles uncontrollably- Now Im a hungry man -stomache growls- Now Im Amanda! 2+2=4 Now Im someone else -stands still- Now Im spaz again. -spazzes- Jerry: -blinks- WTH? Tobin: I have no idea. Jerry: How long is that gonna be here? Me: O.O FOREVER! Tobin and Jerry: FOREVER! Jerry: your gonna be here forever? me: No silly. The song is on. -sings it- Tobin and Jerry: -_- Tobin: I got an idea! -grabs my hand- me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tobin: O.O -lets go- WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? me: COOTIES! tobin: cooties? me: you have cooties! Now I need the cootie shot! Jerry: cootie shot? me: yeah. Jerry: whats that? me: this...Circle Circle dot dot. Now I have the cootie shot. Circle Circle square sqaure now I have it everywhere. Circle Circle slice slice now I have it all my life. ^.^ Tobin: -_- Jerry: this is crazy Im leaving Tobin: NOOO me: NOOO Tobin: dont leave me: dont leave tobin: you have to stay here to keep me sane me: you have to stay here to keep me sane tobin: stop that me: stop that tobin: i mean it me: i mean it tobin: alright fine me: alright fine tobin: I spaz me: i spaz tobin: agree to me: agree to tobin: pay attention to tobin me: pay attention to tobin tobin: and do everything he says me: and NOT do everything he says ^.^ tobin: -_- me: -_- why cant we be friends? tobin: why cant we be friends? me: are you coping me? tobin: are you coping me? me: alright then sir. tobin: alright then SIR. me: repeat after me tobin: repeat after me me: SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPALADOSIOUS LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LEE C-A-M-P F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! Tobin: -blinks.- -goes to say something- ... -_- me: thought so. tobin: -sticks tounge out at me- me: ^.^ door: -bell rings- me: I'LL GET IT! -answers door- AHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME -hides behind Jerry- Tobin: what? whos there? me: DAVE! tobin: -_- -opens the door that I had slamed in Daves face- Sorry. Im babysitting a 15 year old mental case Dave: oh doesnt that sound like fun. jerry and tobin: NO. me: OMG! O.O YOU HAVE A FACE! Dave: O.O....i do. me: NO WAY! dave: way! me: gerard way? dave: mikey way. me: but i want Gee. dave: alright fine. me: tobin sir do you have Gerard in your kitchen? tobin: why would he be in my kitchen? me: because tobin: -_- no he isnt me: riiight -goes through cabinets- AH HA! I found him! -holds out some peanut butter- tobin: but thats peanut butter. me: exactly tobin: i am SO confused! Jerry: me too dave: me three me: me four, five, six, seven, and eight! door: -bell rings- me: Ill GET IT! tobin: NO me: ..yes. -opens door- Hello sir, but Miss Tobin doesnt want to buy your used coffee filters or your old gym socks so have a wonderful day. -closes door- Tobin: Miss Tobin???! Thanks. -goes and opens door- Sorry. April: what was that? Tobin: IDK April: OH. My son Jess Margera asked me to look for a girl named Spaz. That wouldnt be her by any chance would it? Tobin: Uhh....No...thats Giggles. April: Ok ALright. Sorry to bother you. -leaves- me: thank you my hero! tobin: your welcome. door: -bell rings- tobin: what is this? me: Madness. tobin: answers door. -looks down- wtf? me: what? what is it? tobin: I think its a frog.... or is it a green deformed cat??? me: CROUTON! ^.^ tobin:.....okay then. me: sing with me. I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas! tobin and jerry:....no me:....you'll pay for that. tobin: Jerry come here. -they go into the kitchen- me:...I think Ill go a splorin. -goes into Tobins bedroom- God I hope these are clean. -puts his underware on my head and makes a cape out of his bed sheet- ~In Kitchen~ Tobin: I cant take this anymore! -tugs at hair- YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! -tugs at Jerry- Jerry: what can we do? Hey...where the hell did Dave go? Tobin: maybe he left. Jerry:....then whos watching the spaz? Tobin: ...OH SHIT! -goes out into the living room- me: ATTTAAAACCCKKK! -jumps off a table onto Tobin while wearing his underware on my head, his sheet as a cape, his socks on my hands, and sunglasses on- DIE EVIL NOT SINGING SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tobin: -moves over- me: -lands on couch.- oh thanks. tobin: why are you wearing my underware on your head? me: my head was cold. tobin: they make hats for that. me: i dont like hats. tobin: and why are you wearing my socks on your hands? me: my hands got cold. tobin: but they make gloves for that. me: No. tobin: -_- noise: -sounds like someone screaming- Jerry: what the hell was that? O.O Tobin are you 100% sure Dave left? Tobin:...no. OH SHIT. Jerry and Tobin: WHERE IS HE!?!? me: where he is. And whys your hair mest up...and your shirt.... were you two making out again? jerry and tobin: NO Jerry: now wheres dave? me: I HID HIM FROM YOU! tobin: WHY? me: BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT SING WITH ME!! -crys- Jerry: tobin make that stop. tobin: I dont know how! me: I WANT JACOBY! HE WOULDNT BE YELLING AT ME!!!! -crys some more- tobin: but hes not here right now! me: then can I leave him a message after the beep? jerry: .... oookay go ahead. me: well wheres the beep? jerry: -_- beep. me: ^.^ Mr. Shaddix sir. your friends are being mean dummie butts and they wont sing with me. I even tried to get them to sing with me by hiding dave in the laundry machine. But now all theyre doing is yelling at me. Its hurting my feelings. Jerry and Tobin: -run to save dave- me: And now sir they are running away from me....HEY! sorry sir but I must depart For you see your friends have figured out my diabolical plan and are rescuing Dave. I must go and stop them. BYES! Dave: why did you do that to me? me: because they wouldnt sing with me! dave: but did you have to put me in the laundery machine! me: I figured that maybe you needed a bath. dave: well i dont me: Im sorry then. dave: no your not. me: -_- fine. Is Mr. Shaddix back yet? tobin: unfortunatly no...and you dont have to call him that you know. me: yes i do. tobin: -_- fine. me: are you sure hes not back yet. jerry: yes me: how sure jerry: very sure me: positive jerry: yes me: -1024 %? jerry: no. me: then your negative jerry: what? me: IDK door: -bell rings- me: Mr. Shaddix if thats not you I'll Kill you. Jacoby: Im not sure weather to feel loved or scared me: both. Jacoby: alright. me: -opens door- Hello sir. Jacoby: hello. me: so whats the news from the battlefeild? Jacoby: well after hours of arguing they finaly surrenderd and offerd us some lemonade. me: awwww. So theyre not so stupid after all. Jacoby: yeah.... But Deron wants one thing before he forgives you completely. me: I will not let him rip out my heart and eat it or sell it on Ebay for 2 bucks. Jacoby: o.O No....he wants a Tea-Party. me: Oh well in that case. OK. Come on you are ALL invited. Everyone: -Goes and Has a tea-party and in the end Spaz is forgiven because she is tired and doesnt want to type anymore.-
THE END!
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Post by A Manda On The Moon on Jun 7, 2007 19:40:04 GMT -5
-gasp-
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Post by liv on Jun 17, 2007 8:59:03 GMT -5
veddddyyy long
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Post by A Manda On The Moon on Jun 17, 2007 18:35:51 GMT -5
yes
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Post by Can Of Soap on Jun 20, 2007 13:29:55 GMT -5
lmfao, theses storys are my favorite. i have NO clue why. but they are awesome. wanna kno sumehin sad? amanda, and kiera, are hideing in amandas moms room, and im sitting in heres listening to music and typeing this.
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Post by A Manda On The Moon on Jun 20, 2007 20:37:14 GMT -5
you mean Crickets room? lol
and theres two more stories in 2 different threads. I believe one theyre in the BHG and Green Day threads but Im not sure you'll have to look for them.
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