lol....
me: -goes up to Deron Miller-
YOUR A LOSER!
Deron: Im a WHAT?
ME: deron... i am really beginning to think that your deaf.... whenever i say something to you... you ask what? jeeze im gonna get you a hearing aid for x-mas.
deron: get me a --
me: WHAT? yeah... i knew it... Im sorry I dont have time to argue with you today. I have people to tell theyre losers.
-leaves-
-goes up to Rev-
-looks around to make sure kiera is nowhere-
me: rev... you do coke right
rev: yeah. why.
Me: Liv says your a loser.
rev: what?
me: liv says users are losers. and you do coke....so technically she called you a loser.
kiera: she called him a WHAT?
deron: WHAT? is MY line
kiera: SHUT UP DERON! YOU -points to me- WHO CALLED HIM A LOSER?!?!
me: no one called HIM a loser. They called REV a loser.
kiera: -strangels me like Deron almost did.- WHO SAID IT? ANSWER ME DAMN IT
me: -gasping for air- CANT -- BREATHE---
kiera: -lets me go-
me: -breathes- LIV SAID IT! BODY GUARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: what do you want now?
me: WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN MY BEST FRIEND ALMOST FUCKING KILLED ME?
matt: singing Barbie Girl.
me: -_- dumbass.
Zacky: what i heard my name.
linde: thats my line.
Kiera: WHERES LIV.......
!?!?!?
me: why?
Kiera: you know damn well why!
me: nope. Im gonna be all Zacky for this.
kiera: -death glare.-
me: fine be that way.... *cough*bitchy*cough*
kiera: what was that!?
me: uhh...... fishy???
syn: what i heard my name.
linde: thats my line
me: O.O..........SYN.................
syn: fuck. not you again. I thought you left in June
me: IM BACK!!!!!!
syn: great.
Liv: hey whats going on here?
kiera: -death glare- LIV!
Liv:.....OH SHIT! -runs-
Kiera: -chases-
Me:.......welp...... im gonna go and.... uhh..... visit other people....BODY GUARD!
matt: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW? Cant a guy listen to Barbie Girl in peace.
me: without being called gay or a loser.....no. now i have a job for you.
matt: what?
me: make sure kiera doesnt kill liv.
matt: if i do that can i sing in peace.
me: fine.
matt: good.
Me: -leaves-
-goes to Bams house.-
-knocks on door.-
-boof answers-
boof: hello.
me: HI BOOF.
boof:.......... hi.
me: wheres novak -shudders-
boof: Kildare's.
me:...... FUCK.
boof: .... :-\
me: sorry.
-leaves-
-goes to Kildare's-
-shudders-
-opens door-
me: oh the things i do for other peoples amusement........
-walks up to novak who is [thank god] still fully clothed.-
me: novak your a loser. I have no time to explain because i dont wanna be here.
-walks out-
me: i NEVER wanna do that EVER again.
-goes up to Steve-O-
me:............according to Liv .... your a loser.
Steve-o: why?
me: because you do pot.
steve-o: oh.
me: thats all you have to say?
steve-o:.....yep.
Me: alright. your an idiot... but im on a mission. see ya.
steve-o: bye.
me: -goes up to Aaron Carter.- YOU A LOSER! oh boy i loved saying that.. so i'll say it again. YOU A LOSER... LOSER L-O-S-E-R!
Aaron: why???
me: because you do pot.
aaron: not anymore....
me: soo.... your still a loser. -walks away-
-goes up to Bo Bice-
me: this is gonna be fun...
bo: whats gonna be fun?
me: this.... YOU A LOSER!
bo: what?
me: your. a. LOSER.
bo: but why?
me: 2 reasons. A. you do pot. B. you lost american idol.
bo: no... i was runner up.
me: YOUR A LOSER. YOU WERE NOT THE AMERICAN IDOL. YOU ARE THE RUNNER UP. SECOND PLACE BITCH. NOT FIRST. SECOND.
bo: i still got a CD and stuff.
me: thats because they always feel sorry for the worthless peices of shit that get second place and not first.
bo: im not worthless
me: YES YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW IT.
bo: -starting to cry- i... am...a...LOSER. -cries-
me: i know.
bo: thats why i started smoking weed in the first place. -sobs-
me: yeah.... see. i told you that your a loser. -walks away-
-goes back to where kiera was trying to kill liv-
me: BODY GUARD!
matt: WHAT THE FUCK COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT NOW!?
me: wheres Kiera?
matt:.....SHIT....
me: what do you mean "shit"
matt: dont say bad words!
me: FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Jason Mewes: fuck fuck fuck
mother mother fuck
mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck
noinch noinch noinch
1 2 1 2 3 4
noinch noinch noinch
smokin weed smokin wiz
doin coke drinkin beers
drinkin beers beers beers
rollin fatties smokin blunts
who smokes the blunts?
we smoke the blunts
rollin blunts and smokin....
*-random kid- hey lemme get a nickel bag*
15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand
if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
my jungle love yeah oh ee oh ee oh
i think i wanna know ya know ya
yeah what
me: that was beautiful.... ANYWAYZ. where kiera.
matt: follow me
me: -follows- finds kiera locked in closet. WHAT THE FUCK?
why is it that when i ask you to watch someone you lock them in the fucking closet??? your gonna make them claustriphobic you dumbass.
matt: sorry.
me: untie her.
matt: -does so-
Kiera: -runs out and jumps on rev- DONT LET HIM GET ME
Rev: matt look what youve done.
matt: sorry.
me: your an idiot.
BUT I am tierd. so what do you say we have our tea-party and get this night over with
everyone: fine.
-EVERYONE HAS TEA-PARTY AND NO ONE IS KILLED BY A PISSED OFF KIERA-
the end.