Post by A Manda On The Moon on Jun 20, 2007 20:59:52 GMT -5
THE BIOGRAPHY OF KRYSTAL FACE!
As told by Spaz and Kiera.
-ahem-
One cold July day in Arkansas an asian man was born due to her parents involvement of Copporn. His name was Krystal. Kyrstal was an intelligent baby. However at the age of 3 young krystal was involved in a serious accident. Kyrstal was driving down the street on her new 8 wheeled tricycle when out of nowhere a bird showed up. The bird landed on her head causing her to swerve and lose control. She hit a mailbox and got her head lodged in it. 45 days later her head was finaly removed and she was rushed to the farthest hospital. From that point on, Krystal was special.
Krystal grew up in a warm fuzzy bed with her best friend Ted the walrus. Through the years Krystal started to realize that she was not what she alwaysed believed. She was not a lady. She was a man. Realizing this Krystal ran away from that warm fuzzy bed and moved to Antartica. In Antartica Krystal changed her name to Ricky in order to belnd in more.
One sweltering hot day in December she met that special person who would change her life forever. His name was Steve-Dave. Dave for short. Ricky [krystal] noticed Dave while he was walking his pet cockraoch and penguin down the sandy beach. Ricky ran up to him and asked him to marry him. Dave who had been lonely for way too long, giggled in joy and said yes.
Ricky and Steve-Dave had a wonderful love-child named Ming. Then 28 years later they had another love-child named Cricky. Awwww? Awww. Aww indeed.
Today Ricky is 60 years old, Steve-Dave 200, Ming 40, and Cricky 12. They live happily in their lovely beach house on the shore in Antartica. They own a hotel and park their Yacht behind it. They are a VERY special family. In many wayz yo!
And now you know cause it's mike's super short show!
.........But that is the story of our wonderful friend Ricky aka Krystal.
THATS ALL FOLKS!
As told by Spaz and Kiera.
-ahem-
One cold July day in Arkansas an asian man was born due to her parents involvement of Copporn. His name was Krystal. Kyrstal was an intelligent baby. However at the age of 3 young krystal was involved in a serious accident. Kyrstal was driving down the street on her new 8 wheeled tricycle when out of nowhere a bird showed up. The bird landed on her head causing her to swerve and lose control. She hit a mailbox and got her head lodged in it. 45 days later her head was finaly removed and she was rushed to the farthest hospital. From that point on, Krystal was special.
Krystal grew up in a warm fuzzy bed with her best friend Ted the walrus. Through the years Krystal started to realize that she was not what she alwaysed believed. She was not a lady. She was a man. Realizing this Krystal ran away from that warm fuzzy bed and moved to Antartica. In Antartica Krystal changed her name to Ricky in order to belnd in more.
One sweltering hot day in December she met that special person who would change her life forever. His name was Steve-Dave. Dave for short. Ricky [krystal] noticed Dave while he was walking his pet cockraoch and penguin down the sandy beach. Ricky ran up to him and asked him to marry him. Dave who had been lonely for way too long, giggled in joy and said yes.
Ricky and Steve-Dave had a wonderful love-child named Ming. Then 28 years later they had another love-child named Cricky. Awwww? Awww. Aww indeed.
Today Ricky is 60 years old, Steve-Dave 200, Ming 40, and Cricky 12. They live happily in their lovely beach house on the shore in Antartica. They own a hotel and park their Yacht behind it. They are a VERY special family. In many wayz yo!
And now you know cause it's mike's super short show!
.........But that is the story of our wonderful friend Ricky aka Krystal.
THATS ALL FOLKS!
