i think that if zacky followed the red brick road hed end up somewhere in Red Bank because Red Brick and Red Bank look alike
zacky:-follows red brick road and ends up in Rickys the ice cream place in Red Bank-
me: zacky... where the hell did you come from?
zacky: my kitchen
me: you followed the Red Brick road didnt you.
zacky: yes
me: thought so
zacky: -puts head down in embarrasment and begins to cry-
me: aww -pats head- its ok.... this is only the 9th time it happened. no biggie
zacky: -crying- yes it is. everyone thinks im dumb
random: hey look a dummy
zacky: see! i told you.
me: dont listen to him. come on lets get some ice cream. thats happy food!
zacky: YAY
vito: -whispering- pistachio
me and zacky: -does one eyebrow thing that kiera and kevin smith cant do-
kiera and kevin: -pushes eyebrow up with finger-
me: where the hell did you come from?
kevin: well... thats a long story..... -goes into detailed monologue-
me: -.-zzzzz
kevin: -stops in mid sentance- -_- i see how it is.
kiera: -snaps fingers in my face- WAKE UP!
me: o.o what?
kiera: you missed a boring monologue
me: how the hell are you still up?
kiera: i wasnt.. but at least i had the decency to wake up as he stoped speaking to make it look like i was paying attention
me: oooo big words.
kevin: what? decency?
me: no. it.
kevin: -_-
kiera: hey whered zacky go?
kevin: i dont know
kevin and kiera: -looks at me-
me: what? I was sleeping.
kiera and kevin: oh yeah
me: -looks around to see a confused zacky in the corner of the room.- what the hell
kiera: he looks scared.
kevin: and confused
me: Mr. Kevin Smith sir.... did you happen to use big words.... like.. confiscate or arrest... or warrent?
kevin: i was talking about me not Mewes...
Jason Mewes: what I heard my name
Linde: thats my line.
Jason: -does one eyerow thing that kiera and kevin cant do-
kiera and kevin: -pushes eyebrow up with finger-
syn's dad: whoaaaa whoa oh whoa ohhhhhh whoa whoa ohhhh whoa ohhhh whoa ohhh
me and jason: -do one eyebrow thing again-
kiera and kevin: -push up eyebrow with finger agian-
kiera: my finger is getting a workout today.
me: Mr. Syn's dad sir..... whered you come from? and PLEASE dont make this huge speech out of it. just look what Kevin's speech did to zacky. it practically killed him
Brian Haner: ok... i came from over there -points-
me: i should have known.
Brian: have you seen my son?
me: nope.... but i wish i had. i mean... im standing here next to one of the loves of my life and i havent seen the other love of my life all day.
Brian: -sees me staning next to Jason and a guy in a dinosaur suit.- please clairify--
Zacky: SHUT UP! STOP WITH ALL THE BIG WORDS YOUR CONFUSING ME! -cries-
Brian: :-\ ......which is the love of your life.
me: -notices who im standing next to.- him... -hugs Jason-
Jason: -does one eyebrow thing-
kiera: do i have to do this again?
kevin: im not
kiera: then neither am i
me: -stops hugging jason- mr. dinosuar. go make that crying thing in the corner shut up.
dino guy: rawr
me: yeah.........
random: -walks in store- YOO FREE ICE CREAM DAY!
guy at counter: what?
random: its friday.... and on monday there was an annoncement that friday was free ice cream day.
guy at counter: ON MONDAY?
Jason and Kevin: THATS MY LINE.
me: -walks over to zacky who has stopped crying- are you feelin better?
zacky: yes.
me: then lets get out of this mad house.
zacky: okies.
-we turn to walk out the door-
dino guy: WAIT JUST A MINUTE YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE UNTILL....---
Zacky: -attacks guy with his Ninja powers.- WERE ALLOWED TO LEAVE!
me: you did it zacky! now lets unmask this dino guy and see who he really is. -pullls mask off-
everyone: O.O
me: DERON!!!!!!!!! oh shit.
Deron: OW YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
M. Shadows: -picks up zacky in one hand and me in the other- NO TOUCHY
Deron: you still work for her?
M: yeah
Deron: you get paid?
M: yeah
Deron: how much?
M: a penny
Deron: -mumbles something-
M: what?
Deron: oh nothin
-Matt Deis walks by the store-
me: MEANIE MATTY FACE!
Matt: what? -contunies walking-
M: you werent talking about me were you?
me: nope
M: ok then
Me: deron... did you by any chance stop us because you wanted to have a tea-party?
deron: yeah
Me: thought so. Okies.. we can have one.... but i have to invite Synie G first so that I have my two loves. -calls him-
syn: what could you possibly want now? Everytime I change my number you somehow find it. how the hell do you manage to do that?
me: uhhh....internet
syn: whatever. what do you want?
me: TEA-PARTY.
syn: where?
me: Rickys.. in Red Bank.
syn: ok.... be there in a min.
me: YAY -hangs up-
-syn shows up-
YES NOW BOTH THE LOVES OF MY LIFE ARE HERE. -dances-
syn and jason: so your the other.
me: well that was werid. anyways... I sit here.-i sit- Jason you sit there -points to chair on my right- and synie g you sit there -points to chair to my left.-
now everyone grab a seat and lets have our tea-party.
everyone: -does so-
me: hey deron... arent you supposed to be in rehab right now?
deron: EX NAY ON THE EHAB RAY.
me: okies Mr. Piggyman. your funeral not mine.
deron: you wouldnt even be invited.
me: now dont think that means i still wouldnt show up.
deron: what ever. pass the sugar.
me:-does so-
THEY ALL HAVE THE TEA-PARTY AND THEN GO HOME. EXCEPT FOR JASON AND SYN WHOM I DRAG BACK TO MY HOUSE.
and yes zacky found his way back to his kitchen and then followed the yellow brick road out of the kitchen.
THE END.
lol