Scrubs Qoutes

[A Manda On The Moon]

Dr. Cox: [to the psychologist] Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever, gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do... believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

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Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, this is not "Bring Your Problems To Work Day", this is just "Work Day"

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Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?

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Kim: Would you like to know the sex of the baby? Cause I already know.
JD: Sure.
Kim: It's a boy.
JD: Oh...whats his name?
Kim: He didn't say; we have to pick one.
JD: Can we name him Sam, after my dad?
Kim: Hey, after what I did to you, you can name this kid anything you want.
JD: So I can name him Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian; Perry because I just like the ring of it, and Gilligan cause I lost that bet with Turk.
Kim: It's better than anything nerdy, like Aragorn or Chewbacca.
JD: Turk has dibs on Chewie.

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Dr.Cox: I've seen the Wiggles live in concert....twice.
Turk: Did they perform "Big Red Car"?
Dr.Cox: They opened and closed the show with it. It was awesome.

[A Manda On The Moon]

Fine. I will fill up this thread all by myself. -__-
I hate you guys. -stomps away-
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(JD walks up in the cafeteria)
JD: Dr. Cox-
Cox: One second. Im sorry, Bob? Did you happen to order any of the pain in the ass?
Kelso: No.
Cox: We didnt order any of the pain in the ass.

[A Manda On The Moon]

Dr. Cox: Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling; but I don't find them half as annoying as I find naïve, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

[liv]

haha
i dont know any
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[A Manda On The Moon]

Dr. Cox: Oh, look Carla back when I was an intern I remember the pressure being so insane that the only way I could get by was to race home and even though my wife was already asleep I'd gently wake her look her in the eyes and then I'd passive-aggressively torture her until she packed a bag and went to her mom's place for a week.
Carla: Oh.
Dr. Cox: Does that help?
Carla: Like a big hug with words.
Dr. Cox: Hey! The point is just because a guy has problems expressing himself, that doesnt mean he doesnt need...you. Oh, women so dont get me, its not even funny! Its-Its mindboggling quite frankly. The whole thing...stunning.

[liv]

ahahahah