Post by lintu on Apr 21, 2008 16:27:10 GMT -5
I suppose this is the right place for this.. most of the questions I'm posting were asked by Emma Ga[y]tes
Question: Do you shave your legs?
Answer: Just one. Makes me swim in circle.
Question: You look much younger than 49. What's the secret to your youthful appearance?
Answer: Sex with midgets
Question: Do you think NASA is using tractor beams to plant potatoes on the moon?
Answer: I have said this for years.
Question: Do you play the Sims 2?
Answer: My daughter does. She made a woman drown in her swimming pool.
Question: I want to know your judgment and thoughts on Jack White? and the "Jack White Vs Synyster gates " clash ?
Answer: I can't begin to imagine what reason there would be to compare such dissimilar people. It's like comparing a Harley Davidson to a pineapple. They are both great. Now go read a book and stop arguing over stupid shit.
Question: Do you have a chainsaw I can use to cut up some bodies? I've run out of places to bury them.
Answer: I keep one under the car seat.
Question: ...who is/are your herose?
Answer: Bridget the Midget and the guy who invented porn
Question: Is there life in a world without cheeseburgers and tacos?
Answer: Yes, but it's bleak and cold
Question: Do you know anyone named Bungholio?
Answer: My junior high algebra teacher, Mr. Bungholio. What an asshole.
Question: Would a surprise attack from a cattle prod shock you?
Answer: LOL
(I don't know why I found it so amusing that he used 'lol')
Question: If you could choose your perfect festival lineup out of any bands- together or not together, who would some of the bands be?
Answer: Boys to Men, Fallout Boy, New Kids on the Block and 98 Degrees.
Question: (about the pregnant man from Oregon) What do you think of this Papa and would you be willing to carry your wife's baby?
Answer: I don't even like helping my wife carry groceries in from the car.
Question: Are you a Cereal Killer?
Answer: Cap'n Crunch is buried under my house
Question: What do you think of Mike Patton... I, personally, love him.
Answer: I love him too, but in a totally gay way
Question: My gf wants to live in ur closet. Can she?
Answer: I already have some kids in there I kept from last Halloween.
This one's too good to just copy and paste:
Random quotes:
"You think you have it bad? It was 84 here today and I went out without sunblock and got a bad sunburn on my nose."
"I like the idea of flexing my ass muscles at you."
"I would hate to have my smiley cut off."
And in case you needed to know..
He sings in the shower, lmao.
Question: Do you shave your legs?
Answer: Just one. Makes me swim in circle.
Question: You look much younger than 49. What's the secret to your youthful appearance?
Answer: Sex with midgets
Question: Do you think NASA is using tractor beams to plant potatoes on the moon?
Answer: I have said this for years.
Question: Do you play the Sims 2?
Answer: My daughter does. She made a woman drown in her swimming pool.
Question: I want to know your judgment and thoughts on Jack White? and the "Jack White Vs Synyster gates " clash ?
Answer: I can't begin to imagine what reason there would be to compare such dissimilar people. It's like comparing a Harley Davidson to a pineapple. They are both great. Now go read a book and stop arguing over stupid shit.
Question: Do you have a chainsaw I can use to cut up some bodies? I've run out of places to bury them.
Answer: I keep one under the car seat.
Question: ...who is/are your herose?
Answer: Bridget the Midget and the guy who invented porn
Question: Is there life in a world without cheeseburgers and tacos?
Answer: Yes, but it's bleak and cold
Question: Do you know anyone named Bungholio?
Answer: My junior high algebra teacher, Mr. Bungholio. What an asshole.
Question: Would a surprise attack from a cattle prod shock you?
Answer: LOL
(I don't know why I found it so amusing that he used 'lol')
Question: If you could choose your perfect festival lineup out of any bands- together or not together, who would some of the bands be?
Answer: Boys to Men, Fallout Boy, New Kids on the Block and 98 Degrees.
Question: (about the pregnant man from Oregon) What do you think of this Papa and would you be willing to carry your wife's baby?
Answer: I don't even like helping my wife carry groceries in from the car.
Question: Are you a Cereal Killer?
Answer: Cap'n Crunch is buried under my house
Question: What do you think of Mike Patton... I, personally, love him.
Answer: I love him too, but in a totally gay way
Question: My gf wants to live in ur closet. Can she?
Answer: I already have some kids in there I kept from last Halloween.
This one's too good to just copy and paste:
Random quotes:
"You think you have it bad? It was 84 here today and I went out without sunblock and got a bad sunburn on my nose."
"I like the idea of flexing my ass muscles at you."
"I would hate to have my smiley cut off."
And in case you needed to know..
He sings in the shower, lmao.